Knitting books, it seems, have gone the way of the general poetry anthology: There are currently so many that the subject of each one is necessarily more spurious and obscure than that which came before it. So, it is in the spirit of such titles as Poems for Finding Your Keys and Knit Your Own Book About Knitting, which may or may not already exist, I present you with Knit Your Own Dog. Need I say more than tell you that the "Whippet" is just one of at least 25 unknitted, useless options, depending on which photograph of each, from several angles, you confuse for toys of dogs, judging by the dog-size leashes and dog treats, apparent in the background? I didn't think so. Buy Knit Your Own Dog, and knit yourself the life you've always dreamed of.